from: s.
title: whydon'tyouask me
form: text; e-mail letter

I want to ........... you, your mother, wife, past, future, present and future experiences, those who showed or did not show something to you, your bed, quilt, house, hearth, roof, door, chimney, threshold, cradle, tap, toilet, shower, bird, cat, dog, shoes, socks, heels, soles, clothes, attire, mouth, face, eye, spectacles, doctor, nurse, minister, prime minister, horse, stableman, daughter, teacher, manager, employer, employee, those who laugh at you, those who loving or not loving you, bus, tractor, pistol, rifle, cartridge, magazine, those who publish your articles in their magazines or web sites, those who read your articles, those who bother to answer to you, those who read or didn't read those answers, those who don't eat melon while drinking a glass of raki at the Bosphorus, those idiots claiming to be real people without smoking just one cigarette, your army, colonel, the apricot of Damascus, the nut of Siirt, Fenerbahçe district of Istanbul, Mr. Ali Şen of Bodrum, all stupid television shows, coins, meals, women's hips, roads, grass, the tailor's iron, your ancestors, lineage, your grandmother cooking jam at her village, your grandfather driving a tractor on his land, your neighborhood, doorman, servant, and .........

I could go on listing until the morning, but please do not get the impression that I am swearing at you, my dear friend.

Regards